I know that I, for one, will not be making it to midnight. I’ve been tired since the middle of the day and there’s really no sense in staying up just to stay up. The new year is coming and I can’t stop it.
Of course, if the world did end at midnight, I’d be just as glad to sleep through that. What exactly am I supposed to do with no significant other to snuzzle or alcohol to guzzle? I’m going to watch a bunch of drunk idiots partying in Times Square and getting pick-pocketed.
I was in Vegas for New Year’s once. It was insane.
And I really can’t for the life of me understand why.
Anyway, happy manufactured holiday!
See you all on the flip side.